Caroline Cheese is a BBC sports journalist, often handed the task of writing the live text commentary on major football matches, such as tonight's Champion's League game at Old Trafford. (She has her own Wikipedia page, so you know I'm not making her up.) Aside from being whip-smart on footy, she has a wicked sense of humor that's on display every time she puts finger to keyboard.
Doubt me? Follow (or read after-the-event) the commentary here, and chastise yourself appropriately. And then do as I will and lobby for this woman to be given an honorary knighthood, or something.
