And so it is written, and so it became, and behold the story that was foretold about the pestilence brought upon the province of Tool by the Shepherd of Fred:
From the north shall he summon a pestilence of Sourness and he from Dalg-land that shall speak Dalglish; from the East shall stride he that is Ruud, who couldst not with the Shearer lie; from the South shall come Roeder, and he shall from the corner of his mouth speak - and what he shall speak of shall be Bobbins.
Genius.