Whether you like or despise him, I think we can all agree that the Premier League's cadre of managers is less entertaining now that Jose Mourinho has decided to learn yet another language, the smartypants. God bless the Irish, then, for they own Setanta and have executed a stroke of pure genius by creating "I'm on Setanta Sports", hosted by Jose Mourinho. Or a latex facsimile of him, at least. Here's a sample:
And if someone can supply me with "Stevie G's English for Gaffers" DVD, I'll buy 20 tomorrow.